from TalkingCock.com
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A THAI TELCO
(sung to the tune of All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front
Teeth)
All I want for Christmas
Is a Thai telco
A Thai telco
My own Thai telco!
Gee, if I could only
Own a Thai telco
Then Ill own
More of Southeast Asia
Here Im sian, I must tie my hands
All because of my dear hubby
But in Thailand, Ill wear the pants
Itll be a coup, just you see!
All I want for Christmas
Is a Thai telco
A Thai telco
My own Thai telco!
Gee, if I could only
Own a Thai telco
Then Ill own
More of Southeast Asia
THE LITTLE HUMMER BOY
(Sung to the tune of The Little Drummer Boy)
So they served me (mai hum mai hum hum)
A plate of mee siam (mai hum mai hum hum)
Or laksa, did they say (mai hum mai hum hum)
Whats the diff anyway (mai hum mai hum hum, hum mai hum hum, hum
mai hum hum)
I hate hawker food (mai hum mai hum hum)
And these bums
I have no idea (mai hum mai hum hum)
What swill these peasants eat (mai hum mai hum hum)
Is that a seafood dish (mai hum mai hum hum)
I hope therere no shellfish (mai hum mai hum hum, hum mai hum hum,
hum mai hum hum)
Cockles go through me (mai hum mai hum hum)
Right through my bum
I hate to be a boor (mai hum mai hum hum)
But I must be sure (mai hum mai hum hum)
This mee siam has no hum (mai hum mai hum hum)
I neh ate it before (mai hum mai hum hum, hum mai hum hum, hum mai
hum hum)
Why do they look at me (mai hum mai hum hum)
Like I am dumb?
